i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
The fucking first time
I ALMOST CHOKED
Maybe the reason why I never wanted to be a nurse is because all my life I’ve been surrounded by everything possible that has to do with health. Ever since I was little I was always in and out of hospitals whether it be visiting my mom at work or visiting a sick relative. I swear I’ve been to more doctor appointments in one month than most have been in 5 years and most of the time it’s not even for me. If you add it up I may have spent a year waiting in the waiting rooms, mostly in urgent care. Now that I’m older I’m the one that has to bring them to all their doctor appoints or be on stand by waiting to pick them up from urgent care or the hospital. I’m almost at my limit. It scares me because all these frequent visits will stop but not because they’ve gotten any better but because they’re gone. It’s more than twenty three years that’s my dad’s health has been fluctuating up and down, mostly down. This is not normal. Any normal person would have died years ago.
So that’s what 60 looks like. Happy birthday to this beautiful woman, my mother.
“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD
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